Category: Joke Board
3 men, john, jo, and james, died and arrived at the gates of heaven. Now it is said that when you die, all your sins on earth are added up, and the eternal life you are given is payment for those sins. Well john had not led an honourable life. Drinking, Gamblin, womanising .. he did not wrelish the prospect of opening the door to his destiny. After a day of deliberation, he finally realized he could not stay there any more and opened the door. There he stood, in a dark room, with walls painted black. In the corner of a the room was a bed, and on the bed lay a hideously ugly woman, naked. A voice boomed out “john, for all your sins on earth, you are destined to spend the rest of eternity with this woman”. And the door slammed shut behind him.
Well Joe was very very nervous when he witnessed this, because he had led even less of an honourable life. Drinking, gambling, womanising, then there was that money he stole to feed his drug habbit. After three days he finally plucked up the courage and opened the door. It was pitch black. One small pinprick of light showed in the corner, and there on the bed lay a set of hideously ugly identacle twins. Joe cringed, as the voice boomed out, “joe, for all your sins on earth, you are destined to spend the rest of eternity with this woman”. And the door slammed shut behind him.
Well by this point James was more than a little unnerved. His life had been a sin from start to finish. I mean there were the usuals, drinking, gambling, drugs, womanising, then there was his brother’s wife .. his brother never did know that james was the father of the baby …
After 5 days he finally resigned himself to his fate and opened the door. There he stood, in a brightly lit room. A bar stood in one corner, with champagne and glasses, and there in the other corner, on a 4-poster bed, lay Pamela Anderson, naked. James could not believe his luck! And then a voice boombed out … “Pamela Anderson, for all your sins on earth you are destined to spend the rest of eternity with this man”.
ROTFL! Good 1...